5.00 Was asleep.
5.30 Was thinking of eternity.
6.00 Was asleep.
6.01 Was still asleep.
6.05 Was thinking from what leg it is better to begin to robe.
6.15 Got up.
6.30 Pulled over the robe.
6.35 Woke up.
6.45 Was looking for the teethbrush.
6.46 "Accio Weasley's teethbrush!"
6.47 (Be sure to return the teethbrush).
7.00 Viewed myself in a mirror. I'm plumb dropsical. Er... At my time of life I shouldn't all night long... think of eternity.
7.05 Ah, this eternity!..
7.15 Had it been on the left or right?..
7.20 Oh, yeah... Trousers are buttoned at the front side...
7.35 Am I a wizard or not! Buttoned my trousers up with the wand.
7.40 Was thinking why cows eat green grass but give white milk... Ahem...
7.45 Was going to the classroom.
7.50 Was running to the classroom.
7.52 Was jumping, flying, kiting. Digressed everything being and supermaterial.
7.53 Treaded on a cat.
7.55 Pretended to have not noticed.
7.56 Said hello to professor Snape.
7.57 Hadn't understood...
7.58 Went away from the mirror.
7.59 Took 10 points from Gryffindor.
8.00 Fell into nirvana.
8.02 MY ROBE!!!
8.03 This idiot spoiled my best slipon robe!!!
8.05 Was thinking if uprising of idiots is regular.
8.15 Yes! Stop fixing eyes on me!!! Yes, I have a horrible sight! Yes, I had my finger stack in the lock! But it means nothing!
8.20 20 points from everybody having looked at me.
8.30 One, two, three... I'm pacific... I'm the most Pacific Potionist on the Planet...
8.35 Oh, my braces seem to have been unstrapped.
8.40 Ahem... Why do I wear not bracelets but braces?
8.50 Made a raid from one classroom's corner to another.
8.55 So interesting... Why was yesterday's lenght of the classroom equal to 37,5 steps and today to 39? So interesting... how many times one has to smell at Weasley's potion to make it 35?
9.00 Awfully interesting...
9.05 Smelt at Weasley's potion.
9.10 And where is the smell?
9.15 Pshaw! Weasley's potion is watered! It's neither cool nor nutty!
9.20 30 points from Gryffindor for this lap slipslop! More flobberworm next time.
9.25 Oh, here the smell is!
9.55 Woke from a stupor.
10.00 OK, Weasley, think me to have noticed nothing.
10.03 So interesting... Will Weasley manage to collapse to the size of a two-litre cauldron?
10.05 Ahem, Weasley ripped out a strange tongue somewhere and shows it to me...
10.20 Ahem, Weasley shows me the ripped tongue from his mouth...
10.30 So interesting... Does he know flobberworm's tongue to be the greatest laxative?
10.35 On the strenght of his complexion and periodical bobbing up and down, he'd already found out...
10.40 And I'm not fond of bobbers! Especially red-haired! Especially Gryffindors! Especially today!
10.50 All points from Gryffindor!
10.55 I'm not fond of clammed Longbottoms...
11.00 Weasley is mumbling something all the time...
11.01 Ahrr, is that I to be "pigheaded goat"?!!
11.02 Ten points and Avada Kedavra for Christmas!!!
11.05 Fell athink...
11.10 Potion master had a desk,
E-I-E-I-O!
On the desk he had some flask,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a green flask here
And a red flask there
Here a desk,
There a desk,
Poor mister Snape!
11.15 Not Snakespeare, but...
11.20 Well... That wasn't really my idea to put a flask on a desk...
11.25 Sent a Howler to Potter. Let him fash thinking what a "truly wellwisher" took 25 points from his college in advance. Heh-heh.
11.30 Was going to my cabinet.
11.35 There was a tramped cat on the floor.
11.40 This means Weasley had been here...
11.45 Ah, that's McGonagall.
11.50 To be gentle didn't notice her.
11.55 Walked across the cat with a firm step to prove being gentle.
12.00 So interesting... What thickness has a well footworn cat?
12.05 Decided to check... but changed my mind.
12.10 Unpacked new chemicals in my cabinet.
12.20 I had asked again not to sent me lizards in those glass containers! They are SO rotten!
12.30 What?! I have no Boomslang skin again! And if Potter has a hankering afresh?
12.35 And let's put an end to the tradition of nikking costly skins at the bathroom! There is that hysterical Moiling Myrtle there! She splashes everything!
12.40 I'm fed up with that jeez band! And stop smoking at the bathroom pretending being preparing Polyjuice Potion!
13.15 This #$@^&%$ Weasley scratched "Coach on Potions, drink your own lotions!" somewhere.
13.20 Wow! I'm a clairvoyant! I can see the future - Gryffindor will lose 50 points at the moment!
13.30 Weasley, you are an idiot! Treelawny will take 100 points from Gryffindor for a scraped table!
13.35 Was thinking of eternity.
13.40 I see... Stupid factory sent me watered Glumbumble's sputum again.
13.45 How should I prepare Melancholic Potion now?! It won't be even Boring Potionkin...
13.50 What a pity I'm not able to take points from the factory... About a hundred or two...
14.10 So interesting... Has McGonagall unstuck herself from the floor?
14.13 Decided to check it going to the Great Hall.
14.15 Why are doors so heavy?..
14.20 I'm a wizard! I'm a Potion Master!
14.22 Melted the door down.
14.24 They're much nicer being fluidity.
14.25 ?!.. Saw McGonagall necking Granger.
14.30 Be sure to take points from her (from which one?)
14.50 (By the way, be sure to return Weasley the teethbrush)
15.20 When having dinner, was proposing a riddle to Dumbledore: "What is it: ox-eyed and bonny?".
15.30 Trelawny was resenting all the time.
15.40 One more such dish, and I'll prefer to think of eternity instead of dining!
15.50 Was going to my cabinet.
16.00 Heard wicked dirty bawdry.
16.10 That's Filch. Swears hard relatively to melted doors.
16.15 To be gentle didn't notice it.
16.30 Saw Crabbe and Goyle kicking somebody.
16.40 Found Weasley's breathless body.
16.50 So interesting... What's better: not to notice or to put the lid on what had been maken.
17.05 Decided to take points from him for cluttering people's movement.
17.10 Among other things, it's my constitutional right!
17.15 Went to the park for a walk.
17.20 So strange... Met nobody.
17.25 Maybe it's because I'm singing too loudly?..
17.30 HEY, YOU ALL WHO'S IN THE PARK! TWENTY POINTS FROM EVERYBODY I CAN'T SEE!
17.35 Huh, look how many wellviewed ones appeared!
17.40 O'key, I'm kind. Twenty points from Ravenclaw boys only.
17.45 No matter to heehaw, Potter! Tomorrow Gryffindors will.
18.15 So interesting... How many points have been taken from all pupils including those taken from their parents?
18.20 So interesting... If one built a waterproof fire on the lake, would the giant squid become a giant soup?
18.25 Felt something biting my leg...
18.30 Aha! Weasley's teethbrush.
18.50 Returned to my cabinet.
19.00 So interesting... Why there's no portret on my cabinet's door? I would think up a password!
19.10 (Be sure to ask Filch to present me a portrait of some Rickman)
19.20 Was thinking of eternity.
19.30 Decided to break that recondite treatise asunder.
19.40 So interesting... How is it better to break the recondite treatise: through the lenght or breadth?
19.55 Decided to break of reading recondite treatises.
20.00 Whom can I take a love-story from?..
20.10 I'm Snape!!! I don't read any love-stories! Don't read. Don't read...
20.15 Five points from me for muliebrity!
20.20 Five points to me for self-criticism!
20.30 Now I have 0 points.
20.35 So interesting... Can zero be regarded as presence of points?
20.40 Decided to return Weasley the teethbrush.
20.50 How can I get to the Gryffindor dormitory?
20.55 Yes! I've read "Hogwarts, History"! And I won't apparate! That's why I'm so angry!
21.00 Let me decompose the walls!
21.20 Endless number of points from Hogwarts' builders! What an idiot designed so heavy walls?!
21.25 Became tired.
21.30 Was thinking of eternity.
21.35 So intersting... Have I decomposed main frameworking walls?
21.40 Edged into the Griffindor dormitory.
21.45 What a pretty cottony ratkin!
21.50 And how painfully this rooter bits!
21.51 Was sprawled by someone shooted out from the next bed... Weasley!
21.56 Get off, idiot! Twenty points from... unless the teethbrush!
22.30 Came back to my cabinet. Lovely portrait.
22.40 Well, tomorrow we have a lesson with the Hufflepuffs. I'll rejoice!
22.50 Wow! My teethbrush!
23.00 There, I would find my hairbrush...
