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One Day from Ron's Diary or the Day of Ferret

5.30     Woke up because of killed mosquito's sream. Finished him off.
7.00     Woke up.
7.05     Woke up again.
7.15     Woke up finally.
7.20     Woke up Harry.
7.35     Was looking for my teethbrush.
7.40     Am I a wizard or not! Brushed teeth with the wand.
7.50     Was running to a classroom.
7.52     Treaded on a cat.
7.53     Apologized to the ca... professor McGonagall.
7.55     Arrived at the classroom.
7.56     Said hello to Snape.
7.59     Lost 10 points.
8.00     Got out the wand from my teeth.
8.02     Wiped the wand invisibly on Snape's robe.
8.03     Lost 15 points.
8.05     Mixed potions in a cauldron.
8.10     Mixed potions in my cauldron.
8.15     Mixed up Neville and Trevor. Added to my cauldron.
8.20     Lost 20 points.
8.30     Smelled at the potion carefully.
9.15     Woke from a stupor.
9.20     Lost 30 points.
9.25     Put a desiccated flobberworm into the cauldron.
9.55     Woke from a stupor.
10.00   Wow! Didn't lost any point!
10.03   Sheltered under the cauldron.
10.05   Put tongue to Snape.
10.10   Put my tongue to Snape.
10.20   Put my tongue from mouth to Snape.
10.30   Put my tongue from my mouth to Snape.
10.40   Put a flobberworm's tongue to Snape's robe.
10.50   Lost all points. Was left to scrape down the ceiling of Neville. Manually! Without a wand!!!
11.00   Rolled up Neville to a lap and went to exit.
11.01   Mumbled the truth about Snape.
11.02   Lost 10 points on credit.
11.10   The break started.
11.15   Trevor was started.
11.16   Trevor started forward.
11.17   Rolled up Trevor to a lap.
11.20   Arrived at the Divination class. Put the laps onto a chair to fit them.
11.30   Got out the laps from Parvati Patil.
11.40   Saw a round-eyed death in a crystal globe.
11.42   Flapped Harry away - let him not glass in my globe!
11.50   Got a kick from Harry for death.
12.00   Drew a long life-line on my hand.
12.05   What a pity! No ink more to draw a brain-line.
12.10   Looking at my blue life-line professor Trelawny divined my death of gasp.
12.20   Gasped for wine to cheer up.
12.30   Gasped for vine to hang myself to fulfil at least one professor's divination.
13.10   Woke up.
13.15   Scratched, "Coach on Potions, drink your own lotions!" on the table.
13.20   It scratched, "-50 points from Gryffindor" on the table.
13.25   Changed - to +.
13.35   Found out how to return Neville and Trevor to their usual size by putting upon the Engorgement Charm.
13.40   The Charm found Harry.
13.45   Oops...
14.00   Having taken the laps dribbled distent Harry away from the cabinet.
14.10   Met professor McGonagall. Explained that I was transporting friends to the Great Hall.
14.13   "Friends - are that students?" she shrieked.
14.15   Shouldered unconsciousness professor and dribbled Harry forth.
14.20   Was caught up by Hermione. She gave the book "Ferrets and Products Made of Them".
14.25   Hermione brought professor McGonagall to life and they left.
14.30   Got to the Great Hall.
14.50   Dulled the edge of my appetite.
15.00   Dull Harry asked what he should do.
15.05   Fred (or, maybe, George) looked at Hermione's badge meaningly.
15.06   Harry made round eyes...
15.10   Congratulated Harry on returning to the olden size.
15.15   The twins distended Neville with a straw.
15.20   It was decided not to distend Trevor - it was so pretty as a napkin!
15.30   Went to the library.
15.35   Turned the ca... o, yes, a cat yet.
15.40   Thought better of going to the library.
15.50   Returned and treaded on cat's tale.
15.51   "20 points from Gryffindor!" the cat snapped.
16.00   Met Crabbe and Goyle.
17.00   Woke from a stupor.
17.05   Who am I?
17.10   Where I am?
17.15   Warum?
17.20   Hermione came.
17.25   I hate sermonizing!
17.30   Hermione ran away. My tongue is my enemy.
17.35   Lying on the floor isn't so cursedly really...
17.40   It's cursedly when you are set foot on.
17.45   It's cursedly when you are set foot on by Hagr...
18.15   Woke from a stupor.
18.20   It's cursedly when you are set foot by Quirrell.
18.21   Quirrell?!
18.22   Quirrell??!!
18.25   Decided to leave off smoking Dungbombs.
18.30   Unstuck myself from the floor.
18.32   Stood up.
18.35   Went to Gryffindor's Common Room.
18.50   Ahem... The Fat Lady invited the Fat Gentleman to her place.
18.51   Without waiting for the arrival of the Fat Friar buffeted to the Common Room.
19.00   Decided to wash Pig.
19.10   Found Pig.
19.30   Cought Pig.
19.40   Cought Pig again.
19.55   Decided to ask Harry to bring some water.
20.00   Cought Harry.
20.02   Cought Pig.
20.15   Boxed up this beastly eyeloop to a basin.
20.20   Boxed up Pig to the basin.
20.30   Got a kick from Harry for beastly eyeloop.
20.35   Woke from a stupor.
20.36   Got out from the basin.
20.40   Cought lathery Pig.
20.50   Presented him to Hermione.
20.55   Got a kick from Hermione with Pig.
21.00   Read magazine for men "Horrible Harridans".
21.25   "Horrible Harridans" harried me!
21.30   Harried Harry with "Horrible Harridans".
21.35   Went to the dormitory.
21.40   Found the dormitory.
21.41   Was extruded by squealing Hermione from girls' dormitory.
21.45   Picked out the distending straw forgotten by the twins from Neville.
21.46   Air-Neville blew off.
21.50   Being flat-out fell onto the bed.
21.51   Was extruded by yelping Harry from his bed.
21.55   Reached my bed.
21.56   Extruded shrilling Snape from my bed ("Gerroff!").
22.00   Went asleep.
3.25     Woke up due to something biting my back.
3.26     Throw away the teethbrush and went asleep again.
5.30     Woke up because of killed mosquito's sream. Finished him off.
7.00     Woke up.
7.05     Woke up again.
7.06     Noticed a small golden sandglass on my neck.
7.08     Throw away the Time Turner and went asleep finally.


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